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Jesus stole my Pokémon
“VANITY (n), meaning to cast oneself as Jesus in their Youtube thumbnail.”
I wasn’t allowed to play pokemon as a kid because adults in my life were concerned it would make me become a wizard.
I explain why & also try to convince you that bad graphics are a good thing via a metaphor about the Hobbit and testicle chins. I genuinely hope you enjoy it.
Tweety tweets:
► https://twitter.com/johnnyrmarks
Great music sullied by my dumb-dumb jokes:
Hedwig’s Theme (John Williams)
I Wish (Skee-Lo [remake] instrumental)
Carless Whisper (George Michael)
Chim Chim Cher-ee
The First Incident (Frightened Rabbit)
Pokemon intro
Be Thankful For What You Got (William DeVaughn [instrumental])
Gregorian chant - Deum verum
Just For Me (Al Green)
You Make My Dreams Come True (Hall & Oates)
C.R.E.A.M. (El Michels Affair / Wu Tang cover)
Parade (The Antlers)
Concerning Hobbits (Howard Shore)
Shadow Boxin (El Michel’s Affair / Wu Tang cover)
Betray (Son Lux)
It Takes Time To Be A Man (The Rapture)
Private Eyes (Hall & Oates)
Restoration (The Winans)
Religious Songs (Withered Hand)
Thumbnail Pikachu art by fongfumaster
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By “VANITY (n), meaning to cast oneself as Jesus in their Youtube thumbnail.”
I wasn’t allowed to play pokemon as a kid because adults in my life were concerned it would make me become a wizard.
I explain why & also try to convince you that bad graphics are a good thing via a metaphor about the Hobbit and testicle chins. I genuinely hope you enjoy it.
Tweety tweets:
► https://twitter.com/johnnyrmarks
Great music sullied by my dumb-dumb jokes:
Hedwig’s Theme (John Williams)
I Wish (Skee-Lo [remake] instrumental)
Carless Whisper (George Michael)
Chim Chim Cher-ee
The First Incident (Frightened Rabbit)
Pokemon intro
Be Thankful For What You Got (William DeVaughn [instrumental])
Gregorian chant - Deum verum
Just For Me (Al Green)
You Make My Dreams Come True (Hall & Oates)
C.R.E.A.M. (El Michels Affair / Wu Tang cover)
Parade (The Antlers)
Concerning Hobbits (Howard Shore)
Shadow Boxin (El Michel’s Affair / Wu Tang cover)
Betray (Son Lux)
It Takes Time To Be A Man (The Rapture)
Private Eyes (Hall & Oates)
Restoration (The Winans)
Religious Songs (Withered Hand)
Thumbnail Pikachu art by fongfumaster