Mobius' mustache finally grows on Austin... literally, and it won't come off for some reason.

Clint suspects this mustachioed Austin could, in fact, be a Variant and calls the TVA to investigate (despite the fact that Austin willingly helped conceal Clint's Variant, Cline).

Much to Clint's shock, however, HE is the Variant. A fight ensues.

The result? A multiverse-wide Nexus Event.

Clint and Cline escape. Austin is left to wonder if he'll ever shave again. Loki discovers himself.

We're High................. oh, On Hollywood.