We answer all your burning questions about the NYC mayoral race. Why did Zohran eat a burrito on the subway? Would NYC be safer under Sharia law? And was Francesca once a Cuomosexual? And we endorse Zohran, duh.

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The Goon Squad

The Feminist by Tony Tulathimutte

A Reporter Misstook ‘Bill DeBlasio’ for Bill de Blasio

Why Biden's White House Press Secretary is Leaving the Democratic Party

Insane White House 'Major Events' Page