My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2

Jimbo....What A Sad and Desperate Pile of Shit


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So apparently, Jimbo and the Shit Stains are trying to claim to a variety of entities that I am dead for like the 12th time this year. Jimbo and Tessa you two are the dumbest fucking retards I have ever unpleasantly known. You all give retards a bad name. I feel bad for severely mentally challenged people because they are smarter and have more talent and class and they are literally better in everyway. You two fuck tards deserve a new classification for how fucking stupid and idiot and all the other words used to describe how fucking retarded you all are. I am open to any and all suggestions but for the time being I kinda like just straight up Jimbo. So to use it in a sentence "That motherfucker is so fucking stupid. Did you see what that dumb cunt Tessa did? Yeah that was so totally Jimbo". "What a stupid cocksucker....you are spot on in the use the newly minted word referring to him as Jimbo". Nice work indeed fellas. I appreciate your perfect use pf a word I hope will be in the OED soon enough. Fuck you Jimbo. You are such a fucking Jimbo. Jimbo is such a Jimbo. I fucking hate him. Right Jimbo. The POS male, well bitch, bimbo. Who sucks cock as he plays limbo. You are a total fucking loser. Give up and go commit suicide. Life aint getting any easier or better for You so you should go kill yourself while you can. Otherwise if I get you than its set on fire while alive than fed into the wood chipper. Which i can rent at Home Depot for fours at a very affordable price. Plus they deliver that shit to the remote part of the desert I have planned for trash disposal. You and tessa. You fuck with the bull.....you get the wood chipper. Oh and to anyone that Jimbo is claiming I am dead to... I, James Bryson Kambestad, am alive and well. I have never made a trust or will or any legal binding document that Jimbo or any of my POS family would have. I do have a trust on file with another attorney that Jimbo and the Shit Stains have zero idea about. Anything they claim to be from me or amended by me is all bull shit. They have committed fraud dozens of times. Any and all money in my name is Never EVer Ever to be shared or distributed among Jimbo, any Kambestad, my ex wives and any friends claiming to be beneficiaries of Income Respectant to a Decedent. Not one fucking cent goes to those cock suckers now and forever. I will never ever change that clause. No matter what. They will not get one cent today nor ever for the rest of time. Those are my wishes. Allred and associates have full control of any assets should I pass away. Those assets are to be used in accordance with how I have conducted my life these past few years. Eat shit Jimbo. You think you are smart. You are not. How could you be... You're just a Jimbo. Fucking dumbass.
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My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2By Jay Bryson Kambestad

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