Via:

Auggie, you're supposed to knock.

I'm serious this time.

Wait, did someone make fun of it?

Dad：

I, for one, had a great day.

Just trying to lighten the mood.

Right, Daisy? Right. Good girl.

Mom:

Well I went to, um, kinko's today

to see if they could get my thesis off this.

Dad：

You're gonna finish your dissertation?

Via:

What is that?

Mom:

It's a floppy disk.

Via:

A what?

Dad：

Come on! You, it, a floppy...

These kids today. It's basically an iPhone.

You know, it doesn't play music or, you can't call, but...

Mom:

They couldn't get the file.

Dad：

That's okay. You'll find a place.

Via:

Well I think it's great, mom.

Mom:

Maybe. Thank you.

So Auggie...

Auggie:

Yeah?

Mom:

Hi.

How was your first day of school?

Dad：

Earth to Auggie. We asked you a question.

Come on, how was your day?

Auggie:

Good.

Dad：

Good how? Good like it was good?

Mom:

Or good like it was bad and you just don't wanna tell us?

Auggie:

It was good, okay? I just don't know what you want me to say? It was good!

Dad：

Okay, okay, hey! If you're mad at mom about going to school, it was my idea, too.

Auggie:

Why can't I just say "good" like anybody else?

Dad：

Battin' a thousand today.

Via:

Are they gonna ask about my day?

Keywords:

1.be supposed to - should

: You’re supposed to get up early

2.for one – for example

:I, for one, disagree.

3.lighten the mood/atmosphere

:He told a fewjokes in an attempt to lighten her mood

4.kinko - FedEx Kinko's 金考公司

5.essay/thesis/dissertation/paper

6.mad – very angry

：She’s mad at me

  What are you mad about

7. batting 1000 – 100% or no success

He's batting a thousand so far withthe new boss.