Via her research, Bridget unearths a long-lost commercial featuring her childhood crush, Gary Coleman (though as usual, memory lane is rife with evidence of young Heidi's cruelty). Heidi's Scotch tape jingle begets dreams of a boffo Hollywood heyday throwback variety hour. Bridget's Scotch tape jingle begets...absurdity. 

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