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In this “nonprofit” and “educational” episode we broadcast to you from the MOON!!!!! That’s right folks, we were sent here on a top secret mission by the French Government and to talk with you all about the “Moon Life” in a non-pandering way. We kick it off with a wise and pandering joke from our very own Jerry Seinfeld and then pander right into the futuristic tunes of the moon which is basically one song by Gary Numan on constant repeat. Though Jill’s main purpose in life is to find the Hidden Valley, she performs a humankind first of doing slam poetry on the moon and receives quite the spatial recognition for it. Before making history, Josh gave her a few voice tips from his pandering vocal coach which included dildos, gargle sounds and method speaking. We pander away with our Hot Topics about slut shaming spiders, moon crabs, and what happens when ya mix the two. We then close out the episode talking about fine dining, Saturn genital ringworm, moon cheese, and a moon fashion update. So let our pandering banter sway you into tuning in, because you are not gonna want to miss this most exciting episode!

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