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Hey, you, big nose listener, you ready? We have gone to the dark side and became Vampires for your amusement! Due to the initial impediments of oul speech (which is typically expelienced after becoming a Vampile) you may find this episode difficult to listen too, no? Ok, in this installment of JackaLackaBuff we “tingle youl eals” with some lofty quotes from the Vampile world and from famous vamps (not to be confused with tramps) like Jamie Kennedy and Meat Loaf. We then plunge right into a discussion about the many diffelent things that Vampire’s do like fly and shit. Speaking of shit, we don’t do much of that anymore since being turned to this gloomy lifestyle, but we do have a regular meetup! Moving on, we discuss the Hidden Valley (where vamps live) and the exciting music that is the soundtrack to Jill’s dull life, “The Monster Mash”. We close out the episode with some common myths that you may hear about us, I promise they’re not all bad.

Poppas and ranch blood is where it’s at so don’t go believing what that bitch Everly is telling you.

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