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Get your daily dose of your triple P’s along with another scary spooky chapter of Jackalackabuff! Right here, right now!

In this suspenseful episode we get trapped in a museum with a real life mummy, when a normal museum lock-in goes awry and we are the only ones left to survive the night! Oh, and Hobo Jim. Before jumping in with our Hot Topics we first give you some sweet tips on how to compliment women, starting with their lady parts. We then speak with the only other person trapped in here with us, Hobo Jim, who crawled in through the air ducts to use the bathroom. As resourceful as he may be, Jill insists on making a citizen’s arrest after his rousing speech on morality and reading her palm. After ducking behind a couple of trash cans to further dodge mummy interaction, Josh regales us with a tale about bear attacks, mountains, and a lost pirate. We drop a couple beats of our upcoming hit single “Mummy Walk” and then provide you some insightful research about how male mummies sound like Morgan Freeman and female mummies be all nasally like. At some point we address our Hot Topics which is pretty much just tips and tricks on how to survive a mummy attack while trapped in a museum. All in all, I’d give this episode a 10 but Jill’s former lover, Frederick Fernando Fernandez, gives it chocolate cake.

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