While Joel is away in Puerto Rico we talk about Craig's trip with old friends, bi-focals, spring break girls, horse's teeth, Tom Jones, Fresh Prince, ghost guide, honor roll, nurse's office, JayZ, Cerami calls in, blue ink, old cars, stick shift, ambulance, Christmas Trees, dog in the bathroom, Melissa The Story, friends of Tina, Brazil nuts, Starburst, Herpes sack, wussy car names, the cup, JoAnn Willette is in the studio, love, naked grandma, E Harmony personality test, death day, Irish Cupid, eulogy, Lee Majors, Craig & Jo buy a house, crabs, spaghetti, sister wives, marathoners, Marlboro and gay husbands.