In this episode, there's a lot of Lidl action, Carol thinks about reading out loud, they help a foreigner with some English expressions and Nick is horrified to find he agrees with Carol.

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This week, Nick has a fantasy about a bodily function, carol is not impressed and they help a worker who has been called back to the office and with a rocky relationship.

Proper jobs

In this episode, Carol paints her toes and Nick has an idea on how to speed that up, someone gets their snaps taken off Instagram and they help out with small talk at parties.

Taking pictures of pants

This time, Carol puts a member of the family in a bag, Nick looks at daytime television and they help with being outside and ordering a takeaway

The one-footed pigeon

This time, Carol gets giddy, they advise a mother whose children put her on speaker phone and help with an earworm.

Woozy inducing

This time, there's hubble bubble toilet trouble, they help out with a house guest and Carol prepares for Armageddon.

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