Nothing says Texas more than a small town bar owner who kills his waitresses and raises alligators. Also there Isn't anything more Johnsky than him naming soap being to much responsibility. Once again we learn medical science by talking about girls have a cervix and guys have a cervax. With that we give you welcome to cumderdome during prohibition. Happy birthday to our voice over guy who has been out for a bit but we still pretend he's with us.