Go ahead on, it's your move! 

The History and Legacy of “Mystery Science Theater 3000”, Chapter 13: Sunset on the Satellite.

Mitchell returns for a surprisingly less fun cop movie: "Final Justice" starring the dyspeptic Joe Don Baker and directed by Greydon Clark, who last attacked your eyeballs and common decency with "Angels Revenge"!

We'll dissect the Maltese Tourism Board's decision to let this gross crime thriller represent their country, discuss future topics in the form of Greydon's RiffTrax "classics", and analyze the cathartic potential of slob jokes.

Plus, Mike tries to escape the Satellite over a bad JDB movie and leaves the bots a plaque honoring "Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo". This starts a huge Detour into the Herbie the Love Bug franchise. Keenan Wynn returns to scream like a feral lunatic, nasty stereotypes are around every turn, and many important questions are raised, namely:

If Herbie is alive, are all cars alive? If cars are alive, what is humankind's place in the universe?

Join your wonky yet affable host on this theological can of worms. A new church might even be founded in its closing minutes!

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