Jack begins this segment by discussing the “Diet Coke” button that ex-President Trump had in the Oval Office. Mike reminds the room that Trump drinks upwards of 12 Diet Cokes per day. As of writing, Biden had this button removed entirely.

In somewhat related news, Tiger King Joe Exotic is disappointed to have not been pardoned by Trump. Exotic claims it’s because he’s “too gay.” That’s not stopping him from hoping President Biden will give him a break.

Jack mentions that he needs new shows to watch, having considered re-watching Tiger King. This leads Jack and Mike to discuss the upcoming episodes of Saturday Night Live. Maybe John Krasinski will finally catch a break!