After once again promising we’d get to our next movie recap featuring a Bond actor in another role ages ago, we are FINALLY back to continue our series as we move back into George Lazenby territory and looking at his first film post Bond in the…uh…interesting movie that is Universal Soldier from 1971. Do we get anything that is happening in this movie? Is this movie basically a biopic of George Lazenby in the 70s? Why do we think George Lazenby looks hot with this long hair and moustache? Are we glad there is a hovercraft in this film and are we getting close to bingo? How excited are we to discover the Joe Palooka franchise and when will we be covering it? Does this movie have any sense of a plot at all? Do we want to smoke some wacky tobacky to maybe understand this? And what do we think about fingers up the butt? It’s a wild ride that might be an interesting one that you will never forget, so get to listening and get yourself ready for a strange one!

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Episode #130 - Joe Palooka & The Wacky Tobacky - Universal Soldier

A James Bond Podcast that is shaken and definitely not stirred, unless it's by George Lazenby. Hosted by Ben Waterworth, Colin Hilding & Noah Groves

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Another rankings episode coming your way today as we get into the nitty gritty of your favourite franchise by ranking all the unique gun barrel sequences that (mostly) start every single film! Why has Colin failed to show up again? Why is Die Another Day set to once again get blasted? What does Aaron Carter have to do with anything? Why does Only Fans have to do with anything? Are we surprised to learn where poo comes from? Why does Timothy Dalton look like he needs to do a poo? Why do we want so many of these gun barrel poses on a poster on a wall? Why could we watch Pierce Brosnan walking all the time? Which names from Bond are the most Bondian sounding? And are we pro or anti knee? Get your fix, get your bullet and get your talking ready to go in another epic episode!

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Episode #147 - That’s Where Poo Comes From! - Ranking The Gun Barrels

It’s that time to get excited once more as we get into rankings and rank the things you like! This time we’re ranking all 25 films and their titles, a list that we know you’ve been waiting for and one that even we don’t know how will turn out! Just why is Colin missing again? How is this the most spread out list we’ve ever done? Does Ben’s criteria make any sense for his rankings? Why is Noah defending some titles we never thought he would? What does Steven Seagal have to do with anything? Who are Suckmoore and Cockpuncher? Are we weirdly addicted to kid’s reviews of James Bond movies now? What is a Stuncle? Should we listen to more songs by The Knack? And how on earth do we get our end rankings so weird? It’s an interesting episode that will once again bring you some interesting things to listen to so get to it!

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Episode #146 - Talk To My Ass - Ranking The Titles

We’re apparently on a bit of a roll with the rankings which means it’s time to bring you another episode of ranking things, this time with the entire gang back together (thanks Colin) as we rank all the 12 directors of the James Bond franchise in a list that we know will cause some debate! Why are we so judgmental on people’s names this episode? Why isn’t Ben controversial for once? Why is Colin controversial for once? What do we think of Gorillas in the Mist? Should people with two first names be trusted? Is a movie that looks dated a good or a bad thing on this podcast? What questions would we ask Lee Tamahori? Why aren’t we ranking Danny Boyle? What does ratio have to do with anything? Is the word penalised funny? And why do we want to glob glob glob all the way in this episode? It’s another fun time that you won’t want to miss! So tune in!

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Episode #145 - Beavers In The Mist - Ranking The Directors

After a ranking episode you loved a few weeks ago, let’s get into another one that you’ll love just as much as we rank both the entrances of all the actors to play James Bond as well as their exits from the franchise in another random yet fun list! Why has Colin once again not bothered to show up? Why is one of these lists rather easy and the other rather hard? Why do we feel for Roger Moore this episode? Is Colin over it being a blinking fish? What does Russia have to do with this episode? Why is there so much poo talk and why is it funny? What do nuns have to do with anything and why are so interested in milking them? Speaking of milking, are we milking jokes for all they’re worth once again on this show? And why are we all of a sudden more excited to rank in our next episode? Get your exits and entrances ready for another episode you can’t miss!

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Episode #144 - Ya Za Kakashki - Ranking The Bond Entrances & Exits

Who doesn’t love a good ranking episode? We of course love them! Especially Ben & Noah! They love them so much that they’re back to bring you another one today as they rank all the Bond film titles dropped in a movie in one of the most unique rankings we’ve ever done! Why is this list so over the place? How is Colin involved when he’s not here? Why is Ben actually going to surprise people with his Die Another Day ranking this week? Is this a good week to be a Timothy Dalton fan? How on earth do we rank A View To A Kill? Why are some movies that are ranked high usually not high this time? Why are we team wallet? What weird things do we want to measure this episode? And where the hell is 146 Chestnut Bay? Come for the rankings, stay for the entertainment in another epic episode! Get to it!

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Episode #130 - Joe Palooka & The Wacky Tobacky - Universal Soldier

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