Episode 13: John Carter

This week, we travel to Barsoom to rescue John Carter from the red sands of confusion! Disney spent hundreds of millions trying to launch a sci-fi epic—and somehow forgot to tell us who John Carter even is. We break down how this interplanetary adventure crash-landed and reveal how we’d give it the heart, clarity, and the epic twists it desperately needed. Get ready for fantastic fixes, Martian makeovers, and a story that finally soars beyond the stars.