Alternative Titles for this episode include: Medical Report from the Ranch, Just Lose a Little Stuff, Built like a Minion, Don't Word It Out, and Oh Dog Don't Wallow!

This week, Kristi and Jordan talk about phrases and words used in Texas that non-Texans keep in their mouth too often. We also talk about other things, like good snacks, doctor's appointments, and more. Jere makes a special cameo appearance!

It's time to Call Your Mom!