March 24th, 824AD - A mysterious bug is discovered in the Acapulco Canyons - The explorers name it The Stutter Bug, after it renders them unable to speak without tripping over their own words.

March 24th, 2024AD - The bug returns, in digital form, and attacks our heroes, Lamb and John, causing them to stutter like maniacs.

Sorry, we're really tired. But we do talk about Isaiah's specialty: unlearning ignorance, John's smart watch fad rant, how spam content sharing = Modern Love, and forceful promotion to more work via sports.