Besides great music you’ll hear me relate how I was in the middle of a shooting in Holland, show you what a real man sounds like, hose you down with jazz, and tell the story of how I almost killed a guy with my surfboard.

Besides great music you’ll hear me tell you that you may already be a wiener, relate how I became a Derek Jeter fan, and tell you about the time the registering nurse thought I was the world’s worst father.

Besides great music you’ll hear me wonder if tattoos and smoking go together, tell you what makes reggae reggae, explain how to read rip currents and what to do when caught in one, and relate how I opted for Natalie Cole over Paris.

Besides great music you’ll hear me reveal the age at which a man loses interest in beautiful women, advise you to repent, consider singing coconuts, tell you to stop looking at your phone, slow down in the parking lot, and not to say “whatever”.

Besides great music you’ll hear me complain about soccer, tell you which music genre I don’t like, discuss plucking your eyebrows out & then painting them back on, and laugh at kite surfing disasters.

Besides great music you’ll hear me rant about ignorance and rudeness, tell you what fathers really want for Father’s Day, and relate how Jimi Hendrix terrified my little white girlfriend.

Besides great music you’ll hear me chastise you for not noticing musicians in restaurants, tell you what to do if you’re caught in a rip current, entertain the notion that women enjoy sex, call young smokers dumb, and relate how I pissed off a Muslim hack.

Besides great music you’ll hear me interview high school students Anna Madigan and Sophie Mariner about their efforts to build wells in Africa, remember a girl I should have kissed, discuss the panic of being (musically) upside down, tell you why honking is rude and stupid, and opine that sex moans in a song is […]

Besides great music you’ll hear me talk about my cat a-barfin’ and a-poopin’, regale with tales of the snake pit, I mean, the music business, and explain how soccer came to be.

Besides great music you’ll hear me tell you why today’s radio sucks, discuss the pitfalls of Twitter, share my memory of Altamont, etc.