Mariah and Zach discuss the less-than-classic John Wayne non-thriller, Big Jim McLain, in which John Wayne does a really bad job of hunting Reds, hooks up with a girl way out of his league, and gets his ass kicked in Hawaii. Possible remake in the mix? Also featuring a new segment, Left-Infighting, in which the hosts debate the correct toppings for pizza.

Theme music by Jonathan Benz

Episode art by Ada Sprengelmeyer