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Lyrics:

[Intro] Listen up all ya brown-nosers and goody-two-shoes, M.C. John is in da house! People say be nice to each other, but who listens to dem? I sure don't!

[Chorus] I'm a jerk I club baby seals! I'm a jerk I switch the salt and pepper caps! I'm a jerk I drive 40 m.p.h. in the fast lane!

[Verse 1] I'm the reason for the gum on your shoe I always leave in the toilet - poo! On Halloween I was the one who th rew those eggs at you! My dog ain't nice too. He laughed when you stepped in - his doo!

[Bridge] I don't follow the Golden Rule I treat others like I do Call random people names Get coworkers fame X2

[Chorus] I'm a jerk I steal candy from babies! I'm a jerk I peed in your pool! I'm a jerk I replaced all your Easter Eggs- With rotten ones!

[Verse 2] I never pay back money I make kids cry for mommy I throw at other people- Honey! And flour after they're all sticky!

[intermission] I'm a jerk I'm a jerk I'm a jerk I'm a jerk 3x

[Instrumental]

[Bridge] I don't follow the Golden Rule I treat others like I do Call random people names Steal other people's fame X4

Cause I'm a jerk

Show Notes: Credit to Kevin MacLeod for his awesome music from Incompetech, including Overworld.

Credit to Jacob Sartorius for providing content for this episode.

"Furious Freak"

Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Thanks to audioblocks.com and orangefreesounds.com, for the awesome sound effects and music.