In a sports-heavy episode, the Capitals are on the ropes and Jack is really unhappy with the sadness that is DC sports. Ryan met a girl while watching the play-offs and the boys break down the NFL draft. Ryan also bemoans that he can't drink like he used to.

Finally, ESPN made some huge moves in firing a bunch of on-air talent. Jack voices his thoughts on the matter and the overall state of sports media, which is not good.