Jack is disgusted with all the "free" things that require a credit card. The boys also discuss whether texting is proper etiquette while watching movies. A Yale dean is put on leave for saying things that really don't seem all that bad. We do our first read (thanks Lightning Fitness!) and riff on the latest development in Ryan's summer of nonsense. Jack's friend had such a bad fart it caused a nose bleed and finally Ryan gives us his take on Guardians 2.