Jack and Ryan begin the show with more on the summer of nonsense. Jack might be getting roped into the shenanigans thanks to his aunt. Meanwhile Ryan is running into something crippling his life and eating away at his inner self.

In news and entertainment, Kathy Griffin is sad because no one found her Trump joke funny. Jim Carrey is struggling at life. So is Tiger Woods. Ryan falls for Justin Timberlake fake news.

Jack is obsessed with College Softball and goes to great lengths to describe why it's better than baseball. However, Bryce Harper got into a sweet brawl the other day. To wrap the show, Ryan reveals he has the worst vocabulary on the planet and Jack works on his spelling so he can compete in next year's spelling bee.