Jack and Ryan are joined by the gregarious Patrick Stein who tells the boys about his time served abroad in Europe with the US Army. Pat and Jack share some old sport traveling stories as well (Ryan wasn't even there!). Pat gives us his take on Polish women, beer and his near death experiences. Ryan tries to take us on a tour of the 50 best worst movies of all time, but Pat is having none of it and in the process we discover Ryan knows nothing of geography (or does he?).