Jack and Ryan mourn the rising costs of girl scout cookies. Meanwhile Demi Lovato is 1% African and a man died in the middle of a 24-hour gaming session, In the sports page Michal Neuvirth has impregnated his teammates' sister and a man has made over a million bucks stealing wallets from RVs at NASCAR events for the past 20 years!

In the second half of the show, Ryan has a near miss with a cute girl and the boys try to decide if texting or talking on the phone is a more effective way to woo a woman. They decide upon...Linkedin?? Jack rants on parents and then we tease a mystery guest for episode 5!