Ryan has finally seen Logan and gives his full review. He's also received yet another jury summons and vents about it. Could Jack be moving to the West Coast soon?

In the sports page, we have Jack doing several impressions and the Big Show calling out Shaq? Also Tim Tebow wants to adopt an Antartican child?

In the second segment, Jack wonders why anyone wants to go to the moon, Venezuela is down to it's last 10 billion dollars and Russia is banning the new Beauty and the Beast. Jack attacks NCAA bracket stupidity and Ryan opens up some Lord of the Rings cards live on the air! What a way to wrap the show!