The boys are stacked with stories and leading it off is none other than dirty old Bob Kraft. Bryce Harper shunned the west coast for more money to live in Philly, Johnny Manzel was kicked out of Canada and Jason Witten decided he couldn't take anymore abuse in the booth and ran back crying to the Cowboys.

Ryan went to a fancy wedding, Jack calls him out for his decision to run in a half-marathon and Kevin has tales of girl scout cookies and drug busts. Meanwhile more crazy shit is happening in Florida and the latest bracket has arrived hot off the presses.