Jonathan had quite the emotional roller coaster over the weekend, where he "hung out with his friend Matt" and then watched a Pixar movie with his son that made his cry like a baby. Also, is there such thing as a "stay at home girlfriend"? Should you red shirt your child to help his chances at an athletic scholarship? What is he's only 12? Plus, what song would be better if you replaced the word hello with "Ahoy"?