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Jose Canseco and the Mountain Lion Strangling 'Assman' Tell Norway to "Blow It up" and Watch NASCAR!


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It’s another AMAZING week and that means we’ve cooked up a fresh batch of the #TJGASExperience for you! Is there a better way to start a weekend?

Here's two songs that should be nominated for “Earworm of the Year”; BOTH Norway AND Canada have created 'Moose War' anthems and they both RULE (and not we’re not being bias because one of them mentions us by name. WE’RE NOT!)

Is there any better story than the guy who said he was going to “blow this place up” when he was referring to his impending bowel movement? Well, I can think of ONE Home Depot employee who didn’t think so.

POP QUIZ: are you a fight or flight kind of person? Because we’ve got not ONE, but TWO wild cat (an overweight tiger and a puma) stories. One involves drug but you can take our word for it that they BOTH have a happy ending. Unless of course you’re the mountain lion who got strangled to death by the hiker but WE’LL EXPLAIN EVERYTHING.

We’re calling Jose Canseco to see if we can sign up for his exclusive alien and Bigfoot hunting trip. There are only 5 lucky winners and they get chauffeured in Jose’s personal RV. We’re not making this up. It’s weird and we call to book seats LIVE on the podcast. This will end well.

And as always there’s more: like the man whose last name is Assman (pronounced ‘oss-men’) and wasn't allowed to get it on a vanity listen plate. And what he did instead was literally six-times better.

Grab some coffee and relax, we’re catch you up to speed on all the stories you shouldn’t need to know!

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