This episode was recorded before Gabby Petito was found. We wish her family thoughts and prayers during this extremely difficult time - and especially those who are still lost and need our help. Father of the year, Josef Fritzl (it's opposite day) asks his daughter for help in the basement where he seals her fate for the next 24 years. Then, help us decide which conspiracy theory will help find the Cleveland Torso Killer! 

We feel burdened that we have to also solve the world's problems. It leads to us possibly running for president. FYI We only want to be prez for like a day to take care of maybe 2 things in the better part of an afternoon. We're just too busy. 

Music by: Sam Van Fadness