Today's tale is of a young American boy who got in a playground-like fight with Satan, had the Big Guy come along and beat up Satan. Then the boy, Joseph Smith, talked with the spirit of an ancient Central American native, whose parents immigrated to the Yucatan from Israel. This spirit, Moroni, told Joseph, to dig up some holes in a hill behind his house and there would be treasure. (Maybe Cortez should've gone to New York and challenged Satan to a fight?) Well, low and behold Joseph finds this Native-American-Israeli treasure and some other goodies and starts to translate what will become the Book of Mormon.