Thanks to Jason for subbing in for John Scott last week! Scott talks about his time on Beaver Island including all the beers and dudes. Former host of our show returns to remind us he's always here. Charlie Brown is the existential comic strip we didn't know we needed. Email time means we read your messages while offering our random commentary. Brian wants to know if Mickey Rourke was right about Tom Cruise. Somehow this means Piers Morgan makes an appearance on the show. Has Tom Cruise been the same guy in his movies for 30 years? Is Mickey Rourke the actor's actor for a legitimate reason? The fellas ponder which actors can shed their surface while others never seem to shake the view we have of them. Scott loves Jon Bernthal a bad-ass method actor who isn't a dick on set which reminds Mike for some reason of his time in Baltimore giving Uber rides from The Block. If you live in Maryland, you know what's up. We talk about coded media words that always mean more than they appear to up front. Riots and thugs for example. Mike can't forget some thugs from high school with one in particular invading his living space 20 years ago. All of us are judging people all the time. When it comes to Cruise and Rourke's beef, who gets to judge who is open to interpretation. The brand of crazy that Cruise and Rourke offer are vastly different according to Luke, who would much rather watch Rourke over Cruise any day of the week. Luke also idolizes Brad Pitt's smoking prowess. Danny writes us to find out how and when we get our creative headspace rolling. Luke gets pissed about condiment talk. Just know we love ALL the time and energy you give us and it's absolutely reciprocated. Mr. Pink says hello. He also wants us to remember that we can pray any problems away. Mike reminds us that at this very moment stoned teenagers are driving around in your area. Our friend Ryan Liberty died 19 years ago this week. So we decided to close the show with Million Days by Dag Nasty. If any of this nonsense inspires you for better or for worse, email the show at [email protected]