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Today's guest is Dan Szymborski (@DSzymborski on Twitter). Dan currently writes for FanGraphs and is the creator of the ZiPS projections system. In today's episode, we discuss Hearthstone, retirement, regional dialects, fallacies, and murder. Dan also lays out several clever ideas to tackle issues plaguing the sport. Topics include Desmondpocalypse, #LOLMets, Baltimore, and Manfred S&M.

If you'd like to skip the Hearthstone segment, we wrap up around 9:10.