Absolutely the most chaotic FLOTUS to date. Only has the job for eight months, but still has parties with numbers in the 1000's and tells everyone she's responsible for the annexation of Texas. Later on she makes the move to Staten Island with a stint in Bermuda. Also, Claire makes a Elyse sign up for a half marathon and Elyse is super upset about the Bermuda Triangle. Julia: Do better. Is all we have to say.