Ludicrous Leadoffs:

* NASA Clarifies Astronauts Can’t Play Pokémon GO In Space

* Westboro Baptist Church Taken Over By Clefairy In Pokémon GO

News of the Week:

* Nintendo Announces NES Classic Edition, Coming November 11th

* Pokémon GO Has Reportedly Already Made $14 Million

* Pokémon GO Looks To Be Getting Sponsored PokéStops

* McDonald’s Possibly Discovered As Sponsored PokéStop Location

* Pokémon GO Helps NY Pizza Parlor Boost Business

* Deal For Pokemon Live-Action Movie In The Works Based On Pokémon GO Popularity

* Pokémon GO Accessory Sold Out Even Before Launch On July 31

* Twitch Plays Pokémon GO Is Now Live

* Crowd Of 1000 People Attracted To Australian Park At Night Because Of Pokémon GO

* Armed Robbers Use  To Find Nine Victims

* Two Marines Playing Pokémon GO Help Catch Attempted Murder Suspect In California

* Visitors To Arlington National Cemetery,