The Library Pros are reunited, drunk and in-person! Get ready for a buckwild episode in which Brittany and Matt make a bet, we doubt Heather's definition of "cautious", Laurel recounts several occasions in which she almost died, and Brittany recommends you stop listening to our podcast. Twice. We discuss several riveting topics, such as The 5 People You F*ck in Heaven, The Jeff Bezos Network, The Half-Price Books Scam, and we suggest you spend a little money on Amazon. But don't worry , it's not like Dildo Rocket Ship Money. Also, there's no peen in this one. You're welcome.

Book Mentions:

Laurel: 

I am, I am, I am: Seventeen Brushes with Death: the Breathtaking Number One Seller by Maggie O'Farrell

Matt:

Oaxaca: Home Cooking from the Heart of Mexico by Bricia Lopez and Javier Cabral

Heather:

Graceful Burdens by Roxane Gay

Brittany:

A Deadly Education by Naomi Novik

Fugitive Telemetry by Martha Wells

The Adventure Zone: Crystal Kingdom by Clint McElroy, Griffin McElroy, Justin McElroy, Travis McElroy, and Carey Pietsch

Thank you to Shane Ivers at Silvermansound.com for the use of "VHS Dreams" for our intro and outro music. Contact us at [email protected], or follow us on twitter @Liboozians.