Ludicrous Leadoff:

* Speedrunner Beats Battletoads’ Infamous Turbo Tunnel While Blindfolded

(don’t believe us?  watch the video of it here)

News of the Week:

* New Alleged Details About Microsoft’s Next-Gen Xbox Scarlett Emerge

* Epic Games Now Worth Billions Thanks To Fortnite, According To Bloomberg

* DOTA 2 Loot Boxes Now Reveal Contents Ahead Of Purchase For Dutch Players

* Rocket League Loot Drop Rates Revealed

* Homestar Runner Expands Into World Of Board Games With Trogdor Game

(visit the Kickstarter page for yourself here)

* No Man’s Sky To Begin Weekly Updates

* Stewart Copeland Returns For Spyro Reignited Trilogy At Comic-Con 2018

Dennis’ Nickname:

The man who is pleased to discover that all of the classic Homestar Runner content still holds up

Blast From The Past:

* Robin Hood: Men in Tights (Movie / July 28, 1993)

* BASEketball (Movie / July 31, 1998)

* Super Mario All-Stars (SNES / Aug. 1, 1993)