Ludicrous Leadoffs:

* BioWare Promotes Anthem Via Edmonton Corn Maze

(see what the corn maze looks like here)

* Truck Sim Game To Close Highway Until Real Life Counterpart Reopens

News of the Week:

* Pokémon Go Fest Unlocks First Legendary Characters

* Niantic Announces Next Two Legendary Pokémon For Pokémon Go

* Nintendo Releases Quarterly Earnings Report

(see the earnings report for yourself here)

* New Metroid amiibo Functionality Detailed

* Sega, Atari Flashback Microconsoles Releasing Sept. 22

* The Sims 4 Coming To PS4, Xbox One On Nov. 17

(watch the announcement trailer here)

* Microsoft Reverses Course On MS Paint… Sort Of

* Adobe To End Flash Support In 2020

Dennis’ Nickname:

The man finding it hard to resist boarding the hype train for Matt Groening’s new show, Disenchantment

Blast From The Past:

* The Simpsons Movie (Movie / July 27, 2007)

* Austin Powers in Goldmember (Movie / July 26, 2002)