Welcome to today's episode of The Daily Sarcast with Lindsay Vernick. In this episode, we dive into the peculiar cases of individuals attempting to use Costco cards as real IDs, highlighting the confusion and humor surrounding this baffling phenomenon.

We shift to more serious news as we cover the tragic school shooting in Austria, a country unaccustomed to such violence, but now facing three days of mourning for the lives lost. This incident raises questions about gun control and safety across Europe.

Additionally, we explore the mysterious disappearance and discovery of a retired American teacher found in a Russian prison after vanishing from his home in Ukraine. The intricate geopolitical tensions play out as negotiations for his release loom.

Don't miss Lindsey's personal anecdotes, including the quirky discourse over chicken tenders, cooking tips, and how a day without ChatGBT left her feeling lost. Stay tuned for a mix of current affairs and lighthearted musings.