E3 Ludicrous Leadoff:

* Miller Lite Builds Working Game Controller On A Beer Can

(see what this thing looks like here)

Microsoft Recap:

* Microsoft Details Project Scarlett, Coming Holiday 2020

* Microsoft Gives New Look At Halo Infinite, Launching Alongside Project Scarlett In Fall 2020

* Microsoft Releasing xCloud Streaming Service in October

* Double Fine Studios Acquired By Microsoft

* Microsoft Reveals Next Flight Simulator Game, Coming In 2020

* Blair Witch Game Announced During Microsoft Conference

* Microsoft Dates Gears 5, Releasing On September 10

Nintendo Recap:

* Nintendo Teases Sequel To Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

* Banjo-Kazooie Announced As DLC For Super Smash Bros. Ultimate

* Animal Crossing: New Horizons Shown, Coming March 20, 2020

* Nintendo Shows Off Luigi’s Mansion 3, Coming Late 2019

* Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening Remake Coming September 20

* Dragon Quest 11: Echoes of an Elusive Age Coming To Switch On September 29

* The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt Coming To Switch In 2019

* Dark Crystal Tactics Game Coming To Switch In 2019

* Nintendo Says Online Matchmaking With Friends Coming To Super Mario Maker 2 In Future Update

Dennis’ Nickname:

The man who wonders what the guy who tried to blackmail Radiohead’s reaction to Radiohead’s response was

(visit the Radiohead page on Bandcamp here)

Blast From The Past:

* The Lion King (Movie / June 15, 1994)

* Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (Movie / June 11, 1999)