E3 Ludicrous Leadoffs:

* Square Enix Releasing Dragon Quest Slime Controller For Switch

(see what this beefy controller looks like here)

* Konami Announces The Turbografx-16 Mini

(watch the announcement trailer here)

E3 Odds & Ends:

* 2020 Is Now Looking Very Stuffed For Game Releases

* Elden Ring, The Game Collaboration Between From Software, George R.R. Martin Officially Revealed

(watch the first trailer here)

* Doom Eternal Releasing November 22

(watch the announcement video here)

* Square Enix Finally Reveals Marvel’s Avengers Game

(see the game in action here)

* Obsidian’s Next RPG Now Dated, Releasing Oct. 25

(watch the announcement trailer here)

Ubisoft Recap:

* Ubisoft Announces New PC Game Subscription Service, Uplay+

* Ubisoft Officially Announces Watch Dogs Legion, Coming March 6, 2020

(watch the first footage here)

* Ubisoft Releases Story Creation Tool For Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey

(watch the announcement trailer here)

* Ubisoft Announces Roller Champions

(watch the reveal trailer here)

Dennis’ Nickname:

The man who thinks Brett Hull now seems like everyone’s drunk uncle

Blast From The Past:

* Batman (Movie / June 23, 1989)

* Honey,