Episode 16: Jungle Cruise

All aboard! This week, we’re steering straight into Jungle Cruise — Disney’s wild attempt to turn another theme park ride into a blockbuster adventure. Dwayne Johnson and Emily Blunt have charm for miles, but can charisma alone keep this ship afloat? We chart the course through the film’s uneven waters, spot the hidden treasure beneath the clichés, and reveal how a few smart fixes could’ve turned this ride from forgettable to fantastic. Hop on deck and join us as we navigate the rapids of poor pacing, muddled mythology, and surprisingly undead conquistadors — and, of course, fix the movie.