Strap on your rocket boots and join us as we zoom from topic to topic in our discussion of the Wachowskis’ latest film, Jupiter Ascending.

After pondering if Eddie Redmayne’s scenery-chewing performance will hurt his Oscar chances, we wonder if telling the film solely from Jupiter’s perspective would’ve been for the best,

make comparisons to John Carter and Elysium, lament that there’s so much going on, and gawk at Redmayne’s weirdly huge lips.