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Oh, didn't see you there. This episode is pretty straightforward, just felt like going on about Jurassic Fallen Kingdom as soon as it ended. I liked it, make no mistake. But at the same time, Jurassic franchise contenders all get bogged down in some areas that I'll talk on. I've also got some "outlandish" hopes and visions for where the franchise should go from here. So take all that with a grain of something.
Also, did the laser/sonic raptor targeting/aiming system really work? I mean, as a plot device. Not really, not just for the feasibility, but also because they introduce it and never use it in a way organic to the plot. Also, why wasn't there more Chris Pratt snuggling Blue as a baby/adolescent/kawaii raptor? It was great.
I finally finished enough of God of Four that I can safely put the controller down. That is to say, the main storyline course is done and now theres just delicious sliders of side quests. I think I forgot to mention it in the video, but fuck Valkyries. Not the beautiful maidens of Aesir mythology that take the fallen souls of warriors to Valhalla after a glorious death... no, not them. The fuck ugly, bird looking assholes that I have to now defeat across the world. They are, no joke, harder than any in game boss encountered thus far. Which is, admittedly a really cool game feature for replay-ability. But also Hela (see what I did there) frustrating. I'm grinding mad side quests for the Dwarves to up my gear to flatten these fucks, so wish me luck. I beat the game without extending my health-bar at all though, so that's probably a thing too.
Keep an eye out for those flashing red attacks guys, cheers.
By Elliot5
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Oh, didn't see you there. This episode is pretty straightforward, just felt like going on about Jurassic Fallen Kingdom as soon as it ended. I liked it, make no mistake. But at the same time, Jurassic franchise contenders all get bogged down in some areas that I'll talk on. I've also got some "outlandish" hopes and visions for where the franchise should go from here. So take all that with a grain of something.
Also, did the laser/sonic raptor targeting/aiming system really work? I mean, as a plot device. Not really, not just for the feasibility, but also because they introduce it and never use it in a way organic to the plot. Also, why wasn't there more Chris Pratt snuggling Blue as a baby/adolescent/kawaii raptor? It was great.
I finally finished enough of God of Four that I can safely put the controller down. That is to say, the main storyline course is done and now theres just delicious sliders of side quests. I think I forgot to mention it in the video, but fuck Valkyries. Not the beautiful maidens of Aesir mythology that take the fallen souls of warriors to Valhalla after a glorious death... no, not them. The fuck ugly, bird looking assholes that I have to now defeat across the world. They are, no joke, harder than any in game boss encountered thus far. Which is, admittedly a really cool game feature for replay-ability. But also Hela (see what I did there) frustrating. I'm grinding mad side quests for the Dwarves to up my gear to flatten these fucks, so wish me luck. I beat the game without extending my health-bar at all though, so that's probably a thing too.
Keep an eye out for those flashing red attacks guys, cheers.