On this week's episode, the b!tches are barely employed but fully opinionated as we spiral through everything from taking a break from work to forgetting our keys in the parking lot like it's a sport. We talk outfits, unsolicited compliments, and how anyone gets anything done in a day (spoiler: we barely do because there's not enough hours in the day).

Plus, we dive into not one but TWO unhinged Reddit stories — an engagement disaster with parental interference and a husband who thinks "tax evasion" is a personality trait. Buckle up.