Class is officially in session, b!tches. This week, we're giving you a "history lesson" absolutely no one asked for—from Wicked lore and Christmas chaos to catfish mysteries, scamfluencer scandals, and the questionable evolution of husband fashion. We spiral through Netflix conspiracies, Glassdoor trauma, interview nightmares, and somehow… it all connects. Grab a snack, grab a seat, and prepare to leave less (or more?) educated than when you arrived.