In this episode we meet Jarvan! He throws flash balls, he apparates and disapparates, he can change his appearance at will — but are all these powers any match for the mopey low-self esteem of a scantily-clad blond? That's right, we're back on this bullshit. Let's see if Mattel handles this thorny issue any better than Hasbro did last week. Spoiler alert: even on Eternia, you can be not good enough to be good for nothing.

Show: He-Man and The Masters of the Universe \\ "A Friend in Need," Season 1, Episode 10

Air Date: October 17, 1983

Special Guest Star: n/a

Find it: on Hulu +Starz

Snack: Lay's Poppables BBQ

Further Reading:

• Episode Trivia Entry on IMDB
• Eternia | Wiki Grayscull
• Stairway to Heaven's backwards ode to the Occult | YouTube