Demented Don hit the ground running this morning with a soft launch of Martial Law. That's really what it is. He announced that "today is Liberation Day" in DC. Wait a minute. Didn't we just have "liberation day" on April 2, and wasn't that about tariffs? It's all so confusing. I guess every day is Liberation Day in the Dumpster fire that is his brain. It would be really funny if it weren't so dangerous.

Today is Monday, so we check in with our pal Jonathan Larsen who writes all about the shit that won't stop at The Fucking News and on his personal breaking news site, jonathanlarsen.substack.com.

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