The guys crack some White Noise by St. Arnold Brewing and decide that this is the week that they want nothing but hot takes. The guys debate everything from Wrigley Field being terrible, to Skyline vs. Goldstar, to Fiona the Hippo. In Upper Deck, we find out about shit pouring onto Spring Training fields, breweries inside of ballparks, the Yankees getting fancy with their beers, Trevor Bauer giving Gronk a run for his money, the first cracks in the NCAA armor, and weed beer. Mike pays up on a punishment from our good buddy, Tank, and has to chug a Guinness, eat a potato (with nothing on it), and then shoot some Jameson.